the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
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he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
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I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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