We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
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why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
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yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize