Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
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If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
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When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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