No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
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There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
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i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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