i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Please, let me fuck your mom
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
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it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
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my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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