We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
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APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
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My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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