I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
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the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
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The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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