WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
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I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
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