Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
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Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
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Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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