HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
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Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
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He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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