I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
she peed on how many people?
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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