i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
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I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
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Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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