Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
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After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
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Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
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