Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
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What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
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Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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