I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
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We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
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I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
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