My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
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All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
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this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
dude. I can hear the air.
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