I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
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I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
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You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
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