Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
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Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
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Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
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