My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
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Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
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Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
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