one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
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So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
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One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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