No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
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I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
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I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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