Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
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would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
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Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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