is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
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we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
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I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
he had hair everywhere except his balls
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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