like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
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My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
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If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
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