what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
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Everything about him screamed your future.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
Are we still banned from the library?
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
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Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
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