I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
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No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
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You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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