I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Say something about gay babies.
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
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What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
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They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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