why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
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They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
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Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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