I feel like abortions should bother me more
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
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I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
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I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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