So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
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Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
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she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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