The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
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Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
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Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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