my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
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Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
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Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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