is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
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I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
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Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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