therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
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i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
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He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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