if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
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Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
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I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
That was before I lit my hair on fire
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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