i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
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You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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