I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
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my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
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we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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