Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
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We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
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I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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