I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
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She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
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Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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