goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
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i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
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I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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