The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
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she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
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All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
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He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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