no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
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ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
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I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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