Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
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We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
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Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
We had sex on a dog bed..
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
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