True but thats because hes a fetus.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
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you have to choose: penises or morals?
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
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Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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