Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
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They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
i dont even know how to be here
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
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Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
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