I just barfed on his mom.
You told him you were too drunk to meet his parents. Totally his fault.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
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all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
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Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
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its like you know when i get waxed
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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