Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
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Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
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You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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