but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
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Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
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I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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