i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
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Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
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Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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