Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
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dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
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Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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